[Yes, Alec saw and no he didn't care. He's not exactly the most socially graceful person so it doesn't matter to him.]

I'm saying that because it's true. I don't know how to be tactful or to flatter people.

[One of Alec's many failings. Not that he really cares about that anymore.]

Magnus is the one who'll try to sweet talk you for shampoo.

We should both worry if you managed to get some hair gel with that glitter stuff in it.